Something Worthless
Digging through the garbage, finding everything I need.
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Listen to my New Album, Humanist Phrases from the Analog World!
I just released it. Have at it tumblr!
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May 24 '12
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Smashing Through The Windshield: Increasingly Desperate Lines for Hitting On Your Hot Handyman
“Drill, baby, drill!”
“You can maintain my facilities any time!”
“I think you’ve got a kink in your hose.”
“Oh, let me get this Nair out of your way. I use it on my hoo-hah. Just FYI.”
“I like to caulk my own tub. Wanna see?”
“Is that a universal remote in your hand,…
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